Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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