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she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.

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(250): she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying. http://tfl.nu/nbti

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(661): View more from California

i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..

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u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!

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i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u

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(661): i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break.. (951): u hav a 3 hour lunch break?! (661): i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u http://tfl.nu/1ary

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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable

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(916): i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable http://tfl.nu/k7qc

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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.

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(864): Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you. http://tfl.nu/wybw

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(480): View more from Arizona

I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.

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(480): I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name. http://tfl.nu/lmy8

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.

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(843): I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier. http://tfl.nu/n87w

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate

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(908): Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate http://tfl.nu/t9ao

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.

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(+64): Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking. http://tfl.nu/52no

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(619): View more from California

I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.

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(619): I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain. http://tfl.nu/rwko

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(801): View more from Utah

You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.

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(801): You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age. http://tfl.nu/6o7l

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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman

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(484): 'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman http://tfl.nu/trz5

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It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?

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(803): It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you? http://tfl.nu/tv5z

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dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it

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(514): dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it http://tfl.nu/9328

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It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help

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My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help

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This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can

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(630): It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help (630): My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help (630): This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can http://tfl.nu/n0mf

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

My cast smells like cheese steak rolls

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(267): My cast smells like cheese steak rolls http://tfl.nu/yq13

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