How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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