went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME