I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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