i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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