My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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