Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
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Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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