Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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