love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize