did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
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can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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