I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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