it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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