I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
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For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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