Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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