i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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