if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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