woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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