The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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