I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
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it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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