fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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