Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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