we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
he quoted the bible to break up with me
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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