Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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