sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
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I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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