we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
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Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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