I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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