So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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