Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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