clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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