I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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