oh god the rape fog is back!
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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