I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
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left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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