im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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