I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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