I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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