That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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