Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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