Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
either way he was missing a nipple.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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