Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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