was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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