the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
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If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
tell me about the eggs
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