Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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