He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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