Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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