he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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