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(407): View more from Florida

i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?

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(847): View more from Illinois

another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?

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(205): View more from Alabama

I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.

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(301): View more from Maryland

I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

And I can feel feelings now and they hurt

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(631): View more from New York

I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??

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(513): View more from Ohio

sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.

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