is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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