I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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