I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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