Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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