I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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