i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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