Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
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I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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