yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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