Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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