Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
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Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
You can make out without kissing
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